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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I found this on the interweb...

As every engineer knows,

Work
---------- = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time =Money, we have

Work
--------- = Knowledge
Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Work
----------- = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. The Less you Know, the more money you Make.

QED

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:27 PM

    In similar vein, although you may have seen this, here is the proof that women are evil:

    Women takes time and money.

    Women = time x money

    Time IS money

    Women = money x money = money ^ 2

    Money is the root of all evil

    money = sqrt(evil)
    => money^2 = evil

    since women = money^2

    women = evil

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  2. Anonymous8:19 PM

    For the literal-minded, this is hard to enjoy.

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