Easter Show

This South Park special on Easter has the following scene that made me spit milk out my nose:

Jesus: we have no choice Kyle, you're going to have to kill me
Kyle:what?
Jesus: Stab me with this, if I die I can resurrect outside the bars
Kyle: Dude, you don't understand, I'm a Jew, I have a few hangups about killing Jesus.
Jesus: Make it quick, through the neck
Kyle: Eric Cartman can never know about this