I always found the line 'wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then' to be mystically profound (from Against the Wind), but had trouble of thinking of anything I could apply it to. Not knowing Santa was my dad? That an anthropomorphic god doesn't exist? That the sun will run out of fuel? Nothing seemed to fit.
But today I read about 77 year old Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson getting crabs from a one night stand with then NYC mayor John Lindsey.
when she went home later that night, she woke up to "little black things" covering her body. She says she called her doctor who told her she had pubic lice.
I didn't need to know that.