Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I found this on the interweb...

As every engineer knows,

Work
---------- = Power
Time

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time =Money, we have

Work
--------- = Knowledge
Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Work
----------- = Money
Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. The Less you Know, the more money you Make.

QED

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

In similar vein, although you may have seen this, here is the proof that women are evil:

Women takes time and money.

Women = time x money

Time IS money

Women = money x money = money ^ 2

Money is the root of all evil

money = sqrt(evil)
=> money^2 = evil

since women = money^2

women = evil

Anonymous said...

For the literal-minded, this is hard to enjoy.