LOS ANGELES - Gertrude Baines, who lived to be the world's oldest person on a steady diet of crispy bacon, fried chicken and ice cream, died Friday at a nursing home. She was 115.
The centenarian likely suffered a heart attack, said her longtime physician, Dr. Charles Witt. An autopsy was scheduled to determine the cause of death.
An autopsy? Here's a guess: she's 115 years old!
Paid for by Medicare!
ReplyDeleteAutopsies are necessary to gather information. You need data for statistics.
ReplyDeleteToo bad she didn't limit her fat intake, she could have lived to 122.
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